ADVICES SMS

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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. (Perfection cannot be amended)
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. ( & Save the poor guy from u)
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. (Now u know where a man has to go so that he cant hear his wife talk)
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. (Its bettter than None as it is for the women Species)
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. (Thats what guys make u feel, so that female's dont feel bad about what they r missing) 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. (Female are different but have the same face (PRAISE THE LORD FOR THE MAKE UP KIT !!!!!!!)
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. (The Guy whose a guru (KnowALL))
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them(WOMEN) are the do-it-yourself on yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. (Since FEMALES can't do anything RIGHT on their own)
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. (YES 99.99 husbands say that)
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. (Cos once he commits, That is the only destination He has )
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. (Thats what the women are made to belive)
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. (Cos thats the only book women can read if u leave out the Words on it)
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. (Women atleast have to make him belive that u understand A JOKE)
15. Sadly, all men are created equal. (Very single one has a brain)
Send this to 10 BRIGHT Women to make their day!
And a couple of Normal men to really make their day

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Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left
unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair.

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through

I'll always remember the day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do, Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).